Creative Fakes Having Tourette’s to Curse at Clients

Posted on Dec 9, 2015

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MIAMI — A Sr. copywriter, Lizzie Macbeth, was fired today for lying about having Tourette’s Syndrome. “She frequently cursed into the faces of our clients at meetings,” her boss said. Her boss asked to remain anonymous, however, here’s what he had to say, “She once said to the face of our client that he was, ’Satan's [expletive] buddy’”. She even occasionally screamed at me like the one time she called me, ‘a conceited, goat-licking …’, well I can’t say that here”.

Even coworkers were frequently yelled at by Lizzie. Ray Fornsworth, a project manager, once sat in the agency kitchen eating a Reuben sandwich when Lizzie unwarrantedly called him, “a lipid-eating [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [expletive].” Ray simply dismissed it not taking it personally since he knew about her condition. Now that the truth has been revealed, he’s deeply offended.

While Lizzie may have lied about having Tourette's, psychological analysis did in fact reveal she is truthfully a pathological liar.

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