Adloids is fictitious satire. The Adloids stories, and its creators, are protected by the First Amendment — as well as by a genetically modified, blood-thirsty ferret.
Adloids uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures, companies, or ad agencies are satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. So if we used your name, we’re sorry. But hey, at least you’re famous now!
Please do not operate heavy machinery while reading our stories due to uncontrollable laughs that have been associated with the material. People with bladder problems should also avoid Adloids in case of accidental urinary excretion.
Adloids is not intended for readers under 18 years of age and readers over 81 years of age.