5 Uses For Instagram’s New Logo Other Than Hating It

SAN FRANCISCO — If you’re one of the designers contemplating homicide, or suicide, because of the new Instagram logo, here’s something to lift your spirits. While you may’ve blown out your last Instagram Cake candles, there are other things you can make with the new Instagram logo. Here are a few:

1. Psychedelic Sunglasses.
   No matter how much someone may despise a logo, everyone loves flashy sunglasses. The Instagram logo is perfect as sexy-looking shades with a hint of Flower Power.
2. Unimpressed Smiley.
   If you see a friend sporting an obnoxious new look or haircut, text them the Instagram logo to concisely express, “You’re trying too hard to be something you’re not just to get attention and you’re failing at it miserably.”
3. Nipple Stickers.
   The new logo’s pink gradient lends itself as the ideal color for making some stylish nipple stickers to wear in Times Square — or at any dominatrix convention.
4. Barf Art.
   Simply eat a jar of cake sprinkles and quickly spin yourself around 14 times. Hurl the contents onto a canvas and stroke with a brush to make insta Instagram logo Barf Art.
5. Glory Holes.
   Glory holes have a nasty reputation of looking dirty and uninviting. Now you can decorate your favorite glory holes with the Instagram logo thanks to the circle in the middle. The logo’s new warm, vibrant colors are sure to get you, and whoever’s on the other side of the wall, in the mood.